10 ways how to get money for free

Created by RobertClark 2010-01-05 13:31:56
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On these difficult times, it is often hard to find a decent job and a proper way to earn some money. I came up with some interesting ways how to solve your problems.
You may want to approach it with a little bit of humor =)

1Find some on the street. After finding it, you may want to invest it somewhere. A wise solution would be to buy some pigs, cows, hens or horses and (after that, check nr. 2)

2If you are a farmer and have some animals, you can urge them to breed (feed them something to make them horny). After that you have many possibilities: sell them, grow them a bit and then sell them or… eat them.

3Don’t steal! (stealing may be tolerated in extreme situations – for example, if you need money to hire a lawyer to solve your divorce case).

4If you are nymphomaniac, offer adult services – you end up getting what you want and get paid for it

5If you are a man, offer adult services – you end up getting what you want and get paid for it

6If you are a teenager, ask your mom or sell the crack and alcohol, from under your bed.

7If you are Harry Potter, cast a spell and create some

8If you are a company owner, fire your workers and hire some cheaper ones from China or Africa. In the last case, you may also consider selling your computers (they have no use to your new workers) and maybe also tables and chairs.

9If you have some old clothes, sell the new ones and wear the old ones (you have to be clever, because you get more money from the new ones).

10 If you are Bill Gates and you run out of money… well then I guess you’re screwed

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mercedez
thank for all that stuff
added 2010-02-06 16:41:44
RONNY
HI
added 2010-02-23 20:49:59
hey,friends i joind this site today for free earn money so you tell me about it.thanks.
added 2010-02-15 22:26:02
thanks for my joining.
added 2010-02-15 22:27:23
Brian
This is all legal?...my mother?...under the bed?...to sell what?...do you want to buy some?...
added 2010-03-05 12:05:58
RONNO
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added 2010-06-10 21:18:34
this important guidance for people inorder to evaluate in jobs.
added 2010-06-21 19:19:09
Dip
Excellent ! Thanks and have great day.
added 2011-05-02 16:37:49
I consider this article to be offensive, ignorant and most of all racist. There is no humor in your racist comments concerning Chinese or Africans. You did post a nice photo. It's a great depiction of where you are in life, TRAPPED by Ignorance!
added 2011-05-23 22:49:08
cool concept
added 2011-12-13 10:15:42
it will not work out
added 2011-07-03 12:30:37
this is older one it will not work out.all about joking
added 2011-07-22 22:37:49
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